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Fun Story (11) 

Kissing someone is called marriage. 
Kissing a animal is called the marriage certificate. 
Kissing wife is called the fiancée. 
Kissing husband is called the fiancé
Dreaming to kiss someone is called the marriage settlement.
New kiss is referred to as nuptial. 
Added Kiss is said to be the remarried. 
Two Kiss at the same time is called the Bigamy. 
To be kissing halfway was away which is called divorce. 
The Kiss is stolen from someone that  is called marriage. To be kissing someone that was the margin call is engaged. Just both kissing and  kneeling is called ceremony. Fall in love with someone and kisses that once is  called a coma. Kissing tree ripping seaweed known as Algae. Kissing the addiction is called kissing. Simultaneously kiss 7 people is called Lost.



Fun Story (12) 

In an international contest of courage, Vietnam has excellent advanced to the finals along with Chinese team  and Japanese team. The opening night of finals is the examination of the Chinese team. The Chinese gradually entered, the head of the team was a eminent monk in Shaolin. They began to use the donation, and other types of weapons for attacks on the eminent monk. The eminent did not fight but other types of weapons cannot hurt him. The audience was clapping more and more louder. The jury decided to give 9 points and invited the second team: Japan.
Japanese consists of three people entered, all of them wear Bushido, the first once came empty-handed, the second once carried a Samurai sword and the third person carried a towel. Immediately after the bow to the jury and the audience, all of three people shouted "Ki. aiiii". The second once draw for crashing straight into the belly of the first once, the third once  removed absorbent bath towels clean flowing out, the first once does still not grimace from the tummy and bow to the audience. The jury with pale face gave 9.5 points and then invite the 3rd team: Vietnam.
After speaker referred to the Vietnam war, two young slim men stepped in. Greeting the audience, both removed ... Vina cigarette out to smoke. Burning pills the first one haul from Backpack out a hacksaw and both hard work to bring  a stopped bomb from surviving war and started sawing.
All of people in the conference room ran away, the jury also fled away something they still keep up scoring 10 for Vietnam.

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